Laugh at the men who tell you you’re pretty. You are more than that.

— (via torchured)
theyoungwonderwoman:


How to greet your straight friends
lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here
hagakuresdrugdealer:

i legit want this on the wall somewhere in my livingroom

royalbloood:

communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped

*maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*

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thatfunnyblog:

imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

basedgosh:

im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years